Kultapyörä

Origin of Rheumatism


Terve, terve, terve, sinä kaunis
pehmonen, kuin villa punanen, lieminä 
kevätkaritsan, terve kuin
aurinko, kuu ja tähtöset!

Anterias Joukas, pellon poika
Maan mahtava isäntä
Kultanuolen kantaja
Säästelijä, päästelijä
Kylän kylmistä kiroista
Nuorten miesten nuoliskoista
Otappa hiisi hilkosesti
Pahahenki painattamises
Tekemähän terveheksi
Lypsymaijon lämpöseksi
Auringoisen kirkkauveksi
Tule, päästä tämäkin päästö
Tule, jaksa tääkin jakso!
Jos sinä otat multa henken
Ja viet tuskin Tuonelaan
Ennen aikoja alennat
Sen sinä viimen tunnustat
Taivaan kuulusan kuninkaan
Jalon Jumalan pyhän
Templin harjalla hyvän
Luona Jortanin joen
Pyhän virran partahalla
Lijassa leini synty
Loukkaus lohikivellä
Samarin kirkon kynnyksen alta
On kolme tautia matkahan manattu:
Rutto, rupuli ja punatauti
Salamoonin portto vaimo
Istui kivellä kerran
Harjaeli hapsijansa
Harjalla hopeapäällä
Harjasta hopeapäästä
Katkesi karas piikkinen
Putosi helmahan huoran
Polville verisen vaimon
Verikintun kintereille
Sep on potkasi vetehen
Koskehen lutisen karvan
Koski sen karille kantoi
Loip on rannan hiekkaselle
Tuulen tuuviteltavaksi
Päivän lämmiteltäväksi
Aurinkon ani hyväksi
Siinä on sykkö syntynynnä
Sukeununna miehen surma
Siitä tuulehen tunkeksen
Levahtihe lentämään
Surmaksi jalon suvun
Ristikansan kauhiaksi
Lialle sinä synnyit
Karille sinä kasvoit
Sinä Salomonin porttovaimon poika
Joka hauvataan Samarian kirkon
kynnyksen alle
Yheksän sylen syvään
Syltä puolen kymmenettä

Hail, hail, hail, you beautiful and soft like red wool, as the broths of a spring lamb, hail like the Sun, the Moon and the stars!

Anterias Joukas, son of the field
The mighty lord of earth
The carrier of a golden arrow
Sparer, releaser
From the cold curses of the village
From the arrows of young men
Take your [arrow], hiisi
Your presser, evil spirit
To make healthy
As warm as fresh milk
As bright as the Sun
Come, release [from this]
Come, endure [through this]
If you take my life
And take me to Tuonela in pain
Lower me before it's my fated time
Then you'll finally acknowledge
The famous king of Heaven
Noble holy God
On the top of a fine temple
At the river Jordan
At the edge of a holy stream
Rheumatism was born in dirt
Hurt on a [salmon? blasted?] rock
From under the threshold of the church of Samaria
Were three illnesses cursed to travel:
Plague, diarrhoea and dysentery
Salomon's harlot wife
Once sat on a rock
Brushed her hair
With a silver headed brush
From the silver headed brush
A thorny branch was cut
Fell onto the hem of the whore
Onto the knees of the bloody woman
To the heels of the bloody legs
She kicked it into water
Into a splashing rapid
The rapid carried it aground
Pushed to beach sand
For the wind to lull
For the Sun to warm
To be very good to the Sun
There, the snake was born
The death of man came to be
From there, it pushed itself into wind
Threw itself to fly
The be the death of a noble family
To be the horror of people
You were born on dirt
You grew aground
You, the son of Solomon's harlot wife
Who will be buried beneath the threshold of the church of Samaria
Nine fathoms deep
A half of a ten of fathoms

So, that was very Christianized. That is very on point for runosongs from the very north. But it's all just masking... the "harlot wife of Solomon" is just Louhi and she is the mother and creator of illnesses as always. Also of rheumatism, as we can see, though it is born as a snake or projectile in the wind from a bristle of Louhi's silver brush. I don't know my Bible lore well enough to know why exactly it mentions a church in Samaria specifically. The holy stream, the river Jordan, is used to replace the river of the Underworld. The God and king in Heaven is supposed to refer to Jesus. I didn't know Joukahainen was determined not to acknowledge him, lol. Then again, he does seem to have an issue with Lemminkäinen, the closest equivalent to Jesus you're going to get in Finnish myths. Yes, the mighty lord of earth here, Anterias Joukas, presents Joukahainen and Poika Pohjolainen as one and the same figure: the Lord of Pohjola, son of Louhi, The Shaman, who shoots arrows of pain and illness and shot one at Väinämöinen as well.

In addition to rheumatism, parts of this incantation have been used to heal other illnesses like sudden intestinal pain and abscesses which were believed to have been "shot" into people by our Joukas here.

Joukahainen by Seb McKinnon. He is portrayed in Sámi-style clothes; indeed, he is typically described in runosongs as a shaman from the extreme north.